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Revelations & Big Ideas

The little dog laughed, to see such a sight...

"I'm sure animals can experience "laughing" but maybe in ways we don't see or understand but I was stoned and realized that DOGS could be laughing when they are panting!?"

laughingdog

Thanks, Orlando F. URL: facebook.com/orangejuece

(btw, your dog is awesome)
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with chunks, BITCH

"I've got cookies....and nobody is fucking with us."


Fuckin' A, right, ZOB.

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Time portal

"The THC kicks in, and it's like staring into a time portal, but not going in. It slows down time, but at the same time, you have periphreal vision of around the portal, which still moves in normal time." -Seanston

Thanks, Seanston. At first we were like, "Huh?"...but then we read it again and were all like, "Oh, yeah! Exactly!"
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Pissed.

My pee knows way too much about me.
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"pot....natures pause button"

You have a future in advertising, Anon.
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Road Warrior

The worst possible vehicle for the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla: VW Bug.
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Steakasaurus

"Only rich people can afford to eat dinosaur meat..."

Thanks, Kimmy!

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Sage words.

Know why people will always smoke weed?

Because it's fun.

-Submitted by Anonymous
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We admit it..this IS a pot thought.

"im hungryy"

Thanks for sharing, becca!
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Watermelon: The Ultimate Munchie

Watermelon is the ulimate fruit. Dr. M. J. Cheeba said watermelon is superior to many other foods in the way that it "cures cottonmouth and combats mad munchies." In the summer, it keeps an adventurous stoner hydrated and satisfied. Cheers to watermelon.

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Thanks, Kailey! It is both delicious and nutritious.
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Running Man

It just occurred to me: I cannot do the dance, the "Running Man" without biting my lower lip. I try, but it's like a reflex that I cannot overcome. I'm white, by the way.
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Back to the Future

When I was a kid, I thought that "Back to the Future" was one of the greatest movies ever made. The other night, I caught a few minute of "Back to the Future II" on cable and it dawned on me that the name of the town Marty lives in, "Hill Valley", is a joke. I was 10 years old when I first saw Back to the Future. I'm 32 now.
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Paris Hilton Explained

You know how some native tribes eschew having their picture taken because they believe it steals a piece their soul?

What if they're right? And what if every time a paparazzi took a picture of a celebrity, it removed a bit of that person's soul? It would explain a lot.

Submitted by Anonymous
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God

They say that God is in everything. But what if everything is in God?

Submitted by: Anonymous
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Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was a lot easier when the Indians brought all the food.

Submitted by: DSR
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Soap Conspiracy

In soap commercials, they always show someone using the soap and getting a full lather going. I always thought this was how you used soap while you were taking a shower, that you had to get a full lather. It wasn’t until I was stoned that I realized, they want you to think this is how to use soap, because if you use it that way, you will use more soap.

Submitted by: DSR
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MTV

Someday we'll be able to trace the fall of our civilization to the day that MTV stopped playing music videos and starting showing reality shows.

Submitted by: Eenie
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Licensed to Il

At any moment, if I pointed in the right direction, I could be pointing at Kim Jong-Il.

Submitted by: Anonymous
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Smokey Smurf

My friends and I were thinking, maybe when you go to hell, you become a smurf, and live in a smurf village with a lot of irritating other smurfs. And maybe all the evil people in the world are also there as smurfs, but they have really benign smurf names to identify their natures. Like, Hitler would be 'Angry Smurf', and Jeffery Dahmer would be 'Hungry Smurf.'

Submitted by: Trip
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Chipmunks

Why are they called “Alvin and the Chipmunks?” Since Alvin is himself a chipmunk, shouldn’t they just be “The Chipmunks?"

Submitted by: DSR
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Woody Allen

I just realized that Woody Allen will never be able to leave Soon-Yi.
If he does, and finds a new girlfriend, he will inevitably say to the new girlfriend, "See you soon!" and she'll say 'My name is Laura... Soon is your ex-wife, asshole!

Submitted by: Anonymous
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Laughing Dog

Maybe animals laugh in different ways from us. So maybe animals are laughing all the time at us and we just don’t understand that’s what they’re doing. Maybe when a dog is panting he is laughing.

Submitted by: Anonymous
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Dark Chocolate

At the end of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka selects Charlie as his successor to take over the Chocolate Factory, which always seemed lame to me, because all the employees of the factory are oompa-loompas, yet leaving the factory to an ooma-loompa seems like something Willy Wonka would not even consider. I imagine that there are high-ranking oompa-loompas in Marketing or Operations who will resent Charlie for taking over the factory. I also imagine Willy Wonka having a half-oompa-loompa son with a girl oompa-loompa, a son who has grown up with a lot of responsibility in the factory, but who resents his father because his father will never think of leaving the factory to him.

Submitted by: DSR
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Celestial

If suns and stars could think the same way humans can, and they believed in God, would the God they believed in be more powerful than the God humans believe in?

Submitted by: Oddly Godly
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Fart Ninja

We came up with the idea of a “fart-ninja” – a person who is skilled at getting others to be blamed for their farts. So, like a person in the room will let out a small audible fart, but at the same time the fart ninja will rip a smelly, silent fart, perfect synchronized with the small fart.

Submitted by: Jesse
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